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I am the Captain and this is my shrine! Lord of the manor...see what I leave behind!

Saturday, December 19, 2009

I mean......


....does somebody REALLY put this scene up on their living room walls?

Hee Hee

Shooter part II


Dear Mr. Santa,


I would like one of these. Either attached to me or inside of me.

Can do?

Thanks!

The Sequel


Pudding you say?

Thursday, December 17, 2009

What About the Boy?

You didn't hear it!

You didn't see it!

You never heard it! Not a word of it!

You won't say nothing

to no one!

Never tell a soul

what you know is the truth!

Sunday, December 13, 2009

More Religious Holiday Items

These little trinkets will help you remember Him!

Shotgun


What?

Shooter!


Saturday, December 12, 2009

Vote by commenting!

Which kind of underwear looks hottest on him?

A B

C

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Stalkers with Cameras


Dont get me wrong, I think these are hot guys, too. But who really goes, "OOOO! Look! He raised his arm!...OOO! He opened a door!" and takes a picture?

The Classic

video

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Black Rain






I don't know what movie/show this is.......but DAMN!

It's a Mystery!

20 Days Left. ORDER NOW!



Sure it talks, but can it walk on water?

Thursday, December 3, 2009

In The News!



Swear to God, this was on AOL news!

Why?



Why is this man still a "bachelor"?

Um.....


Put. Your. Hat. Back. On.

*Ahem*

Sunday, November 29, 2009

By request...


I got asked what picture I used to make the Tommy-Joker...